Who would you kill with a Death Note? Who would Jake Paul kill with a Death Note? What is a Death Note? Is anime real? Well, fear not! The two foremost Death Note experts on the planet have answers for all of these questions and many more things as Trask and Garrett review the dumpster fire train wreck that is the new Death Note film before pivoting to the only thing that may be worse – Jake Paul. England is a country, not a city. Stop making people dumber Internet goofs.
*Expertise relates only to the Netflix incarnation of Death Note i.e. the only truly artistically valid version
We were going to talk about wrestling that Garrett watched to end the mini-series we started and promised we’d finish. But then Trask refused to watch that wrestling and this is what happened as a result. We meandered toward the XFL, Vince McMahon and his imminent demise, some wrestling that Trask actually watched, cyber bullying because Trask is a horrible cyber bully and other stuff too I guess. We just did the podcast and honestly, we don’t even remember what we talked about. So listen, eh?
There are more than 27 billion words in 40 million articles in 293 languages across all of Wikipedia – 5.4m articles in English alone. On a quest to explore the wackiest far reaches of Wikipedia and expand our minds we’re just gonna hit random and see where we go. Join us on a weird odyssey through the bowels of Wikipedia to see what we find! Didgeridoos, obscure sports teams and gun runs abound!
It’s Trask’s birthday. Garrett is in possession of a defunct Chinese Arena Football League team’s jersey that may or may not be worth $10 now. We read through 1995 WWF house show results. Pudding is spilled on an NXT shirt. We’re living up to our mantra of ‘the laziest podcast’ and want you to join us for the ride. Fuck you to the cowards that didn’t follow us. There was no TNA karaoke on this episode.
Garrett and Trask are going along pretty smoothly talking about TNA and Hardcore title matches – you know, the essentials in life – before Trask shockingly reveals that he has never seen one of the most famous matches on Garrett’s all time list. Garrett was flabbergasted. It also led to the reveal that Trask has never seen another historically important match. Feel free to judge Trask accordingly. What were those matches? Listen to this episode of Your Taste Is My Taste to find out! (You know you want to, that was an amazing tease – you basically have to listen, don’t be a guy who’s too cool for cool wonderful meandering podcasts, don’t be a jerk like that – do you wanna be a jerk like that? No? Then listen!)
This time on Your Taste we seek to avoid skirting all responsibility as Garrett and Trask talk all about the premiere wonderful form of wholesome pro wrestling content that is Global Force Total Impact Nonstop Action Wrestling – whatever it’s called now.
We bow to the owl. The owl is our leader. He will pluck out your eyes like Goneril from King Lear (that’s a literary reference to make us look all classy and stuff). It takes us like six minutes to talk about wrestling but that’s the whole point of this, isn’t it? Also discussed – Shane McMahon action figures, Davey Richards’ medical future, a thrilling guess the WCW figure game, the nature of podcasts and who Vince follows on Twitter, and Trask basically absorbing Garrett’s TNA fandom. Plus some OTT, AAW, and Wrestle-1 (you’re welcome Liam).